messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

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screamo

Screamo is NOT emo. Emo is hardcore gay. Screamo combines hardcore with raw rock. Screamo greats include Alexisonfire and Showbread.

Showbread is not even close to Emo but they are screamo christian.

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hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). 1: A person who causes great anguish among others... 2: funky jumble of words

"Kyle, stop being such a hobagbastardwhorebitch"

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cockeater

a woman's pussy

=====)(|) the pussy eats the cock

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redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants

That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.

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ciggerate

a paper with tabboc in it. looks great when moms smoke it... smells funny but is great!!

the mother smoked her ciggerate

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Skizmatic

n.
a punk/hardcore/ska band from NY

a cross between Skizm (schism) and Pyschosematic to create Skizmatic.

overal meaning: automatic conflict.

"hey , go to www.skizmatic.tk becuase it fucking rocks."

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