cracked

when a woman smokes far too much crack cocaine.

"Damn, that woman is cracked out!"

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bexley

Snobby and rich, mostly-jewish neighborhood outside of Columbus, Ohio.

He married this rich jewish chick from Bexley.

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shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.

She's the biggest shopvac around.

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zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..

Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.

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emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

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john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

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groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

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