867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

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transvestibules

a guy with breastices.

Look at the rack on that pole, is that a pre-op or a TV?

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qualsy

Qualsy - bastardization of the word quality - 2 be cool or hip.

"I got an extra meatball in my spag bol"
"Qualsy"

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tizoe

1. sexy, hot, fine,ect...

She is so fucking tizoe!!!

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burn

To get playing time in a sport. Such as basketball, football, etc..

Yo that fool sucks. That's why he gets no burn

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abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

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SCOTTY TOO HOTTY

a former member of toocool, was wwe tag champions with rikishi, and called the worm

toocool member scotty too hotty

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