Foreskun

An exceedingly long foreskin that shlops and wrinkles past your knees.

When ge goes to sleep, lets staple his foreskun to his knees.

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shooting beaver

The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).

"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."

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dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

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Erob

An internet blowjob

I was on the internet and got an ERob

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hoebag

1. A female who loves penis in general.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.

Speaker 1: I was at this party once and I saw this chick getting all of her holes filled at once.
Speaker 2: Damn, wutta hoebag!

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Led Zeppelin

The greatest band ever. Ever. EVER.
Just to prove the top definition wrong, I'm 16.

'nuff said.

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vpl

"visible panty line"

Underpants visible through a tight skirt or pants

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