The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.
"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"
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A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.
Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men
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A way to say COCK with a fake german accent
"Suck my haulh!!!!!!!"
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Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.
I know what puberty is!
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Man breasts, instead of mammaries, as found on fat men
Like the bloke in fight club although not always due to medical reasons, generally 'cause they are fat!
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A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'
To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit
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Also known as "white boy smell". Sometimes referred to as "Spoiled Milk Smell". Certain white boys (and white girls) have this distinct smell of sour milk to them. No amount of deoderant cant stop the smell. You can usually tell when a white boy will have that smell from the way they look. They are usually blonde, blue eyed, and have pale skin... but any white person can have this smell. Once you know what smell to look for you will notice this smell on most white people. Some white people dont shower but once every 2-3 days so the smell is usually a result of that. Just like black people have a distinct odor, so do certain white people.
Some examples of who likely has that sour milk smell:
Nick Carter
Kirsten Dunst
Britney Spears
Jenny McCarthy
Pam Anderson
Rick Shroeder
Brad Pitt
and many others...
Damn, that white boy needs to take a shower. Smells like Sour Milk! Like someone just opened up a 5 year old expired milk carton.
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