zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..

Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.

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emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

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john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

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groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

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silpy

Acting irritated, or not themselves. Like in a cranky or irritated mood. Acting upset because of a previous event, and letting it show.

Like somebody might be irritated one day, and his friend would be like "Yo man, you actin silpy, somethin happen?" or "why you silpy today man?"

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CHODE

Chick Toad

you suck chode....or your such a chode that i'd like to skull fuck your face.

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v-string

similar to a g-string, victorias secret named there g-strings this.

also the fabric portion which covers up the front and rear is shaped as a V, while there are still strings on each side, joining the front to back

Victoria's Secret's V-String are my favorite because they are comfortable and look sexy

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