yount

A landbased bipedal mamal whose mode of transportation is typically a bicycle as it is phrobited from driving an automobile.

"Mommy, why is that man riding his bicycle in the middle of traffic?" "It's ok honey, he's a yount, he has to."

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yountafish

yount when he drinks like a fish. thus is the reason he rides around on his pimp ass marin 18 speed two tone lady catcher.

When yount drinks he turns into YOUNTAFISH the superhero with extra special powers including, beer goggles, pimp like game, picking up on only the taken woman, and an extra large mouth with the same size body. Ooooo that cant be good, can it? -watch out yountafish that guy is gonna beat your ass-

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eyeometer

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

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booboolip

like when a small child doesnt get what he wants....except a full grown man. When your bottom lip folds over simular to the puppy dog face except not as convincing. Much more pathetic.

"hey can you install this radio into a bmw?" -response- "I dont want to do that for nothing" -followed by- booboolip

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booboolip

boo boo lip another example

you got windshield washer fluid in my fucking eye!! followed by-booboolip

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