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screaming seagull

You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.

On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!

by Nick Bug October 11, 2007

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