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Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION
MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU
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Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
A reusable condon is when you are fucking several women ,when done banging one,but before the other you take of condon, turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Damn these reusable condon are so nice,when your done just turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Bonnie and Clydded
The definition of Bonnie and Clydded is when you're pulled over by the police and they don't like you they take you to jail you insult them like you fucked your wife or their mother or their dog and they get 500 policeman together they unload all their guns in you
Damn did you see that dude get bonnie and clydded
Pieeyed is when you have smoked so much weed your eyes look like Chinese dude jerking off to his sister blowing the neighbor
Damn I'm so high I feel like im fucking Pieeyed...
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Grandma...Where do I start,grandmas are the Angel's of the world..they are the one that will always be there for Family,No Question, this lady will step up when a worthless daughter leaves 4 boys (all under 10) Grandma Waste no time but to offer ( HER EX SON IN LAW..WHOM SHE ADORES. TO LET HER HELP.)This lady without thought of herself moved 2 houses down and took charge while father worked to provide. Can you imagine What Kind of love GRANDMA HAD FOR THESE BOYS...ALL HER LIFE MAKING SURE THEY WERE CLEAN, FED SCHOOLED,,THATS MY DEFINITION OF GRANDMA.
Wow them boys are lucky they have such a person like grandma