reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

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Bonnie and clydded

Bonnie and Clydded
The definition of Bonnie and Clydded is when you're pulled over by the police and they don't like you they take you to jail you insult them like you fucked your wife or their mother or their dog and they get 500 policeman together they unload all their guns in you

Damn did you see that dude get bonnie and clydded

Dabbler

Dabbler is when a guy doesn't want the responsibility of dating or marriage. Just wants to bang the shit out of bitches and get the fuck out

He wont marry her .he's just a dabbler

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walking the parapet

Walking the parapet,When a dude is with his wife at a cocktail party and excuses himself. After several minutes he still hasn't came back,you start to look around when you find him in your neighbor's panty drawer Sniffing her Victoria secret panties...his right hand is jerking off while holding panties in left Sniffing them...that is Walking the Parapet

Did you see that fucking idiot last night they caught him in her bedroom sniffing her panties walking the parapet

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jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

cunt pit

An airplane pilot with two males is a cockpit when you have two females flying the plane it is called a cunt pit

I really enjoy the flight today however I noticed we're flying by a cunt pit

dummard

Dummard is a word that gets little praise, This word has defined Any Idiot Especially from the 70's..Who despite every effort to school them on the simplest things still.(Is too stupid to come in out of the rain.).And has spent the last 4 years in the 9th. Grade..the word dummard is The one word the idiots can actually define in there sleep...

This is one beautiful day,I'm so pumped to get on my bike and just escape..I hope that dummard can find his fuckin car keys this time,I wonder if his parents had any children who lived

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