shmang

an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.

Everytime I leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.

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threnty

term used by pirate mp3 collectors for 320kbps (highest quality) mp3s.

dave : "hey man, you got that new playhouse release?"
jim : "yeah, it's shared buddy, help yourself"
dave : "threnty?"
jim : "always man, always"

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brabag

A prostitute or a slut.

Dave : "Who did you screw last night?"
John : "Some brabag"
Dave : "ugh"

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jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

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threntin

Excellent, amazing, best quality, fantastic. Taken from the word Threnty meaning highest quality mp3 available (320kbps).

John: "got any weed man?"
Tom: "yeah man, you need some?"
John: "is it any good?"
Tom: "Fuck yeah, it's threntin man, totally threntin"

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keeeeel

keeeel : something said to somebody who is annoying you.

Arkayna : stfu or I'll keeeeel you Elwin.

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Sugar Puff

1. Sugar Puffs is a honey flavoured breakfast cereal made from sugar coated wheat that is sold in the United Kingdom. For many years it was made by the Quaker Oats Company but in 2006 it was sold to Big Bear t/a Honey Monster Foods, based in Leicester.

2. A diabetic.

Martin : I got some nice chocolate bars for your kids.
Greg: Thanks! That was very thoughtful of you, I'll share them between Alice and John, little Barry can't have any though as he has to watch his bloods, he's a sugar puff.

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