wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

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i love my life

Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.

For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"

Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!

You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!

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i hate my life

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.

Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"

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Kaleb

A queer gap student who sleezes up to male pupils

Hey that Kaleb just pulled a guy!

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