superbowl

A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.

Did you see that Superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to fuck that lady?

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Trauma-fucking-tized

1. to experience extreme trauma
2. to be totally fucking traumatized by something

Me and my friend were hanging around outside this building and some dude jumped out the 10th story window. I was totally trauma-fucking-tized.

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