Abarackan

Noun: An American retarded arsekisser in the times of Barack Obama.

Basically, there exists in a universe far far away, a place called America, and in America there reside some fine people, However there also remain the Abarackans, who are people with low iq's who positively idolise (and in privacy masterbate over) Barack Obama (not that he's bad) without having a single fucking clue regarding his policies, or general political workings.
These people can be differentiated from intelligent people as they can often be seen spouting the line 'yes we can', or just generally talking about how in just a month into BO's (haha body odour) presidency the world has so dramatically changed for the better, except where is your fucking proof you bastard sheep.
At least wait until he is at least 50% into his term before making your half arsed musings upon him known wether be verbally fellating/criticisng him.
To simply put it an Abarackan no matter if they are for or against BO (yet again haha) is a cunt.
phew.

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Jazzed

Verb: To Jazz. To forcibly evict an unwanted house guest, in the manner of the character Jazz from the fresh prince of bell air.

Will: Yo Jazz, did you see hillary last night?
Jazz: Yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
Will: Fo sure, wow man,...ooh shit Uncle Phil is home.
Phil: Jazz you useless son of a bitch, i told you to never fuck my daughter again.
Jazz: I never touched her Uncle Phil, i swear, now why don't i just leave quietly.
Phil: Oh no i've jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a muthafuckin boomarang,...now your fucking dead.
(Phil quickly pulls out a big fucking gun, you know the type that Dirty Harry usedthen he blows that useless bastards head clean off).
Will: Yeah Uncle Phil, that was ICE cold.
Phil: Well i always told him that i'm a bad muthafucka.

Exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)

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