excellevate

when you are in an elevator and you push the button really fast over and over in an attempt to make it go faster when in actuallity you know that it does nothing.

I was in the elevator and tried to make it excellevate but did not succeed

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lactomangulation

when you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side

oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!

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