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The Wishbone

When a man and a woman are having rough sex and the man spreads the woman's legs so far apart that her pelvis breaks like a wishbone. Either way, the man is the winner.

My bitch was complaining about being on top so when we switched positions I gave her the wishbone and used my wish to get a better bitch.

by Nick Nathan April 4, 2008

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Bat-wing

The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.

Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.

Drop trou' and show me your Bat-wing!

by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006

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