Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.
Your a fucking cunt master colonel!
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A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
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When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
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The part of an uncircumcised penis that is located just on the underside of the head.
She sucked at giving head, she didn't even mind my man clit.
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