toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

Bluwenus

adj.
1. Remorselessly bad and annoying.

n. -usness.
1. The state of being remorselessly bad and annoying.
Eng blowingness < blowy-ness

"Is she cool?"
"No, she is bluwenusness defined"

"You look like Chuck Norris."
"I do not look like Chuck 'bluwenus' Norris"

"The thing about 'bluwenus' is that it's one word."

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