alaskan 10

Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.

I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this morning, and I think I'll quit drinking.

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drive-by shouting

When a passing motorist yells insults at a pedestrian as he drives past him.

Some jock just pulled a drive-by shouting at the punks on the corner.

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stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.

See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.

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goatfuck

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

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swacked

Drunk.

You were pretty swacked last night.

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Bumper

A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.

Pick me up a bumper of Micky's from the store.

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crack

Boasting, bragging, big talk.

"You got the jack to back your crack, or is it all just a big pile of yap?"

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