Spyke

A person or persons who holds qualities of both spics and kykes. This person is typically lazy, selfish, stupid, jewish, or any combination of shitty worthless humans. Legend has it that it originated during a friendly game of Mario Kart, when Princess, trailing the entire race, obtained 3 straight spyknings(lightnings), propelling her to the lead with seconds left. This amazingly jewish feat prompted an outburst from Luigo, who was leading the entire race, of total frustration mixing spic and kyke, “You fucking SSSSPPPYYYKKEEE.” Thus, the origination of Spyke.

Typically they are at least also one of the following:
- thief
-hoarder
-questionable
-gabroni

“Get off your lazy ass and stop counting pennies spyke.”

They often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
Typically they will not participate in the following: sharing, leaving tips, Christmas, Independence Day, or anything involving spending money.
Shields: “Hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
J Mike: “No you fucking spyke, we are rich and fratty. Don’t hoard you daddy’s money.”

Bozo: “Yo Perez we are going to punish some skeezers at La Rez, let’s go.”
Perez: “I’ll catch up with you later, I have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the Black Lion.”
Bozo: “Dude, you are such a spyke.”
Other variations of the word: spykning(used in Kart by Jews), Spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor

"Yo bro lets go sit on Bob's porch and throw back some bronsons."
"Ok, but I have to run to the coinstar at Teeter first."
"Jesus Wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz"

"God DAMNIT who got another SPYKNING!"
"HE HE"
"Fuck you Dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke."

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