Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

Turbo prop

The act of hanging a hanger on you stiff penis and gyrating your hips to get it to start rotating around like a single propeller airplane.

While folding clothes I grabbed a hanger and turbo propped it into the bedroom for the wife to see.