Langton

A Langton is the type of person who can be best described as "That meme of the guy with the conspiracy theory board". Having a Langton on your group chat will likely make you question everything you thought you knew about how humans work and think. Langtons regularly take all opportunities available to them to rant, especially about a potential conspiracy.

Joe: Bro I wanna add Jerry to my group chat!
Gareth: Nah man don't do it, that guy's a total Langton.
Joe: Oh hot damn really? Nevermind then.

toskop

A man who has a level of stupidity similar to that of a human with a masturbating monkey for a brain.
South African origin, from Afrikaans tos, meaning masturbation or wanking, and kop being head.
Similar words are: nigger, poes, doos, retard, Andre

Example one:
John - DID YOU SEE THAT TOSKOP ANDRE IN CLASS TODAY??! WHAT A RETARD
Nick - I know right! Andre is such a stupid toskop (see Afrikaans)

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