eel tits

Tits thats sag and then suddenly point out at the nipple. They resemble the shape of a banana or an eel.

Damn This chick looked like she had huge tits but when I took off her push up bra they were eel tits!

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gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

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cooch-goose

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.

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cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

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