Pener

N.

1. An asshole who likes donkey dong in the butt.
2. The male reproductive organ.

Adj.

1. Used as an insult.

"Wow dude, stop acting like a total pener."

"You are totally the biggest pener I know!"

"Dude, take the gigantic pener out of your butthole."

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Brussels sprouts

The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.

Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.

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