Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

Corona

Is a beer that gets better with lime, or a virus that doesn't get better with lime.

Tom- "man this Corona sure tastes better with lime!"
Javier- "man, when you said Corona I thought you meant the virus, and that doesn't get any better with lime!