food twins

Term used to express the gluttonous over-consumption of food wherein the level of consumption is sufficiently morbid to eclipse the quantity of a regular food baby.
*Fraternal food twins - eating two large but distinct meals in quick succession, resulting in two food babies

"Oh man, i ate soooo much. Forget a food baby, I think i'm carrying food twins!"

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dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.

Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?