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Troll

An unkempt homeless person. Can be seen frequently walking up to cars holding cardboard signs advertising their sob stories. The bane of an EMT's existence, when a troll wants free room and board they call 911 to secure an ambulance transport to a hospital.

Did you run any good calls last night?

No, just picked up a bunch of trolls. One guy was using his sleeve as toilet paper.

by NickEMT December 31, 2009

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