ball juggler

(n)
1. Some one, (man or woman) who utilizes their tounge to "juggle" the nuts of the scrodom sack. Some one Who is good at it should be able to get a good rotation of the nuts for maximum stimulus.

"Damn girl you're a good ball juggler!"

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sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

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Fartpie

1: The unwilling consumption of anothers Gastral anomaly,
by planting ones bare ass on anothers face.
2: The willing consumption of a fart.

1:Bobby just made Joey eat a Fartpie!
2:I was eating my girlfriends ass out and ended up eating a Fartpie.

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ripe anus

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.

1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)

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Gastral anomaly

(n)
Usually an air biscut that has occurred without warning.
They're said to be quite foul, and almost edible if released in close proximity to anothers face like a fartpie.

"Bro, I think you have a "Gastral anomaly" seeping from your anus." "I'd go check my shorts if I were you."

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cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

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vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.

1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!

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