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Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

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Darian

That one friend who says he's straight, but everyone knows he's actually gay. Says he has a big dick, but really doesn't, and mocks his friends because of it. Horrible work ethic, and a mooch. A Darian will never stop taking you for your food. Also the kind of guy that ends up on the street, and then living in your basement or garage doing cocaine he bought with money from his job at McDonald's at 40 years old.

Guy: Hey I'm going to the store, need anything?
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.

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longer furby

When you lube up a 20 inch long furby and shove it up the ass of the person closest to you.

Dave: what was that that just went up my ass?
Jermain: Don’t worry bro, I just gave you a longer Furby.

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