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Bunch of snus and sticky goo on the floor
Boy 1: Where are we?
Boy 2: We're in ''Seb's Room'' looking for a ''Seb''
Boy 1: What did I just step on?
Boy 2: I'm not sure, but it means we're close
A ''Seb'' is the type of dude you'd meet at the principles office or beaten up at a pub. Either way, he's gotten himself into some kind of trouble.
He has a massive forehead, that is truly shiny.. So shiny, infact, it outshines times square on a saturday night.
Generally speaking, ''Seb'' is a pretty rare specimen, most often found in ''Seb's Room''
He gets a whole lot of pussy. About once every decade.
Boy 1: Look at that! That is quite a rare specimen. A ''Seb''
Boy 2: *covers eyes* I can't see shit! It's too damn bright.
The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, womenâs friend, Fokinâ champion.
Girl #1: Wow look at that fokinâ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.
Girl 2#: Thatâs Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.
Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!
Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, Iâve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.