Rikki

Rikki is the most wonderful man in the world. He's kind, caring, handsome, very manly and sexy. He loves to help everyone, often overstretching, but only in an effort to please. He's old fashioned but cool, geeky but a trend setter. He's a hero and you'll be blessed if you ever have the good fortune of sharing his company.

Have you seen Rikki? Yeah, he's just there riding that Ordinary! How cool is that!

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Nickers

Short for Nick. A Nickers is the kindest most sparklingly intelligent, wittiest sort of person there can be. His loyalty will be unmatched and he will care with such love and compassion that if you are lucky enough to know one you'll never want to be parted. His only fault will be making lame jokes at inappropriate times. If you have been lucky enough to have been blessed with a Nickers in your life you must count your lucky stars and give him the love and respect he deserves.

Nickers, your joke was lame but you are forgiven, again, as always of course.