Sexium

Sexium was discovered by Nicolas Romero in 1700 when he pulled up to another planet wit da draco and asked an alien if he was willing to bonk. Alien bitch said of course and he reached up on that alien cooch and pulled out a fatass chunk of sexium. He ain’t recognized it so he whipped that shit back to earth.

Edgar: yo I had sexual intercourse with my wife and a whole lot of sexium came out!

Fernando: OH

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Jasnie Ann

A thicc ass bitch that lives in alaska. She’s very sweet and kind-hearted

Simp 1: yo check out Jasnie Ann!

Simp 2: Yea I know she’s so pretty and nice!