cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

Lucosave

Adj; noun; to rescue oneself from the pits of despair the morning after with a litre portion of lucozade

Pass me the lucosave

Please can someone lucosave me