bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.

Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.

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OHT

THE original Ho Train, originated at a private catholic school, copyright 2004, MSMU studios

ES girl: the ho train is here!! choo-choo
WS girl: oh no you didn't, the OHT is here, don't try to take our title, biatch
WS girl: that's right slut, keep it that way

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Dicious

Extremely yummy, short for delicious.

MmMm..christina's snatch be dicious!

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lotara

a whore bitch slut fucker and fuckes ever boy in the whole damn universe sikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a loving craz lunatic hyper crazy candy eating bitch lol who i love to death <33333333333333333 05 baby

lotara-cvrazy selfsplantory-fuckin hot -funny-my freind

crator-face

An individual with alot of achne or other bump related scars

"Ohhh girl, look that nigga has a crator-face!"

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Findle

fondle touch
1. To touch with the feet;
2. An erotic touch with the feet;
3. To get off with feet, or touch penis/vagina/breast.
4. Sometimes used in roleplaying, to touch someone with your toes or heel and bring pleasure.

Theresa sat at the couch with her lover and began to findle, bringing forth a large bump in his pants.

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Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

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