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The hard twin peaks resulting from cold or typically a wet tongue run around the nipple.
I accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen on her tits and she got mountain nipple.
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That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
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To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.
At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.
Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"
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