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What Boston Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez calls the New York Yankees.
"The Yankees are my daddy; they're inside my head right now." -- Pedro Martinez
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William Shatner's now-infamous battle cry, screaming at the top of his lungs in responseto the evil deeds of the powerful Klingon leader.
After "The Wrath of Khan" in 1982, the battle cry frequently left the lips of Trekkies worldwide after any life misfortune, from stubbing a toe to crashing a car into an oak tree.
Has made a semi-comeback due to its exposure as a cultural phenomenon on VH1's "I Love The 80's -- 1982."
Surgeon: "Mr. Williamson? I'm terribly sorry, but your mother has died-- there was nothing else we could do for her..."
Mr. Williamson: (Sobbing) "KAHN!!!!!"
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The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."
Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.
Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
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A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.
Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"
"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"
"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"
"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
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