Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.

Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.

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Toe Punk

The pieces of lint, sock, and dirt that gets stuck under your toe nails and in between your toes after a hard days work.

Man... My boy took off his socks and had mad toe punk.

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