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Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
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when you are having a text talk and one of the parties just stops replying
I was texting my girl all day and then when I asked her what she did last night she went textdead
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the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine
Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?
Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..
The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.
Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves
I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him
The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive
guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.
guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital
guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..
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Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said âmaâam, Iâm having a hard time understanding your maskish