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The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise
Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?
Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.
Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?
Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise
Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure
When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
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Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"