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Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.

'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat

by Nicola April 17, 2004

12πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


quadocule

A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a sober individual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.

A painting by an Impressionist.

by Nicola February 12, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment

i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher

by Nicola June 28, 2004

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


porn

Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.

Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.

by Nicola April 25, 2004

63πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Nymphomaniac

Someone that is obssessed by sex.

"I'm a nympho, let's do it now!"

by Nicola February 2, 2004

467πŸ‘ 377πŸ‘Ž


Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. LetҀ™s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first IҀ™ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by Nicola December 21, 2021


Limpenny

an incrediably sexy name derives from the word sexylimpenny. every1 who no's her has to buy her sweets

being utterly n completely sexy

by Nicola November 16, 2003

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž