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A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.
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A line of men lying down next to one another with thier erections in the air, resembling the Rocky Mountains whilst a woman goes down the line and blows each one, henceforth tapping the Cockies, but instead of beer, there is sperm...everywhere.
Oh that bitch ain't tapping the Rockies for some cold refreshing Coors light, shes tapping the Cockies for some warm, unadulterated cum in her throat.
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