Tour de France

One of the great things about france, bike racing.

Lance armstrong raped the tour de france seven years in a row with one testicle.

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ciampino

Ciampino is an airport in Rome. It used to be a military airport (now civilian). Discounter Easyjet flies out of ciampino.

I flew easyjet from Ciampino to Orly.

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cocaine

God's choice powder.

The lord Jesus Christ came to earth to snort some cocaine.

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lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

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orly

Airport in Paris. Usually has flights within Europe.

On my way to the States I flew from Ciampino to Orly, and connected to Roissy (aka Charles de Gaulle).

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robin williams

comedian who is only funny when he has just snorted an eight ball of cocaine.

I was watching robin williams live at the met from the 80s and buckets of sweat were flowing from his face because of all the cocaine (and he drank like fifty glasses of water), but he was actually quite funny at times.

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easy jet

A discount airline with really cheap prices. However, they will charge you a bitch if you are overweight.

example 1: Easy jet can fly you from Madrid to Casablanca for 50euros round trip.
example 2: But will charge 80euros because your carpet was over the weight limit (by 5kilo), on a trip from Rome to Paris (ticket was only 30 euros).

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