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Panteleimon Kondratyevich Ponomarenko (ÐанÑелеймоÌн ÐондÑаÌÑÑÐµÐ²Ð¸Ñ ÐономаÑеÌнко) was a Soviet politician and one of the leaders of the partisan resistance in Belarus during WW2.
His face is the main default portrait for leaders in the grand-strategy war game Hearts Of Iron IV (HOI4).
His name has also become a sort of inside joke.
bro1: Hey, why is the leader of (country1) the same guy as (country2)?
bro2: The leaders have yet to have correct portraits, the one you're seeing is the default portrait, his name is Panteleimon Ponomarenko
bro1: Thanks for enlightening me bro.
Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*
person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?
person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...
person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*
person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.
person1: *blows nose*
person2: Why did you blow my nose?
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Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).
Chad: Bro...
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Bill: Stop looking at me with those eyes you creep
"Baccing" (derived from "antibac") is when you put rubbing alcohol on your testicles and it fucks with the heat receptors, which feels kind of neat.
Dan: Nice that you have Antibac in your bathroom! I can see that you really care about disinfection and hygiene!
Bill: Yeah... disinfection.... that's right...
Alternative:
Timmy: Man, I could really go for some BACCING right now!
Tod: You mean backing as in "assistance"? I could help you!
Timmy: No, I'm bored. I want to rub gelatinous alcohol on my balls.
Tod: ...
Timmy: *Stares into the abyss*
Tod: Yeah, you need help alright
A meetug is when one or more lonely anons meet up to hug each other.
This occurs when someone is so deprived of social contact that they just want a hug. This leads them to meet at a chosen location and give each other hugs. A very comforting experience for the willing participant.
meetup + hug = meetug
anon1: I'm not doing too good, my girlfriend just broke up and I just want to hug someone tight.
anon2: Where are you? I'm also feeling bad. We can arrange a meetug!
anon3: I've been feeling down lately. Can I join?
*The group proceeds to meetup for a meetug and get their spirits lifted*
Homosex is slang for gay.
It is derived from the word Homosexual.
Todd: ey man, would you like to watch some pokémon with me?
Bill: Your mom is homosex!!!1!!1
Todd: This is why nobody likes you
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