Noise

another word with multiple meanings like the word fuck.... Most accurate meaning is "dbs from machines,music,airplanes,talking,screaming,anything that makes a vibration, etc

Is also being used now to describe Drama, or plans.

You want to go to Her party.... Man fuck that noise....
Hey man, whats the noise for the night?

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ooze

another word for a STD, mostly referring to the kind that puss and ooze during breakouts, and other nasty shit

now she has the secret of the ooze.

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Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

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Martha Stewart that shit

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game

I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

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Experimetal

A genre in metal where no two songs are alike for a band.

The true only way to tell the two songs are from the same band is the vocalist.

Avenged Sevenfold I consider Experimetal because they always try something new instead of the same sound.

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Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

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