Snow Bro

Can be identified by big colorful shades,(80s types or aviators) shaggy hair flocking in the air, striped beanies, big oversized: jackets, basketball jerseys, tall tees, or big snow pants, have wide stance on their snowboard for steeeze. Drag out their words like they're retarded like "yaaa broo so gnarly sooo gnarls. I never thought i was gonna ride that one out" Snow bros are everywhere but must abundantly found at CU and CSU campus's. Usually wannabes but the true snow bros know how to shred.

Snow bro 1: "yaoo bro check out that chicky with the titties, I'd like to ride that like a slippery slope yaa heard what i sayiiin?"
Snow bro 2: "hahaa yaaaa mane kinda like i shreded up that rail both on the slope and that fine male receptionist I been dating"
Snow bro 3: "not cool bro, thats not the way of the bros"

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