tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

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r0lb

Alteration of r0lf = alteration of rofl.
Flows smoother than rofl.

Homosexual Manifesto: lolz sticky bumsex just occured with me and a snail"
Friend: r0lb

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buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

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lollylopzkizmal

Laughing so hard you trip and fall into a cataclysm.

Jurgen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jargen: oh no, Jurgen lollylopzkizmaled :(
Jorgen: k

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moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

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zerpayce

A statement of farewell or departure.

"peace out, homes."
"ZERPAYCE!"

maul hoot

A bong tokes in which the bowl is packed with a mixture of tobacco and weet. Known to be much more dominating than straight green. See rocker and moiler.

"Maul hoots fo' life"

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