tab

Tobacco, plain and simple.

"I need some fucking tab!"

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pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

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sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

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Spice

A term for tobacco, particularly when used in a bong.

"I need a bit more spice for this hoot, brah."

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fr0ffle

To rofl; but only under specific criteria
-you must have an afro (hence fr0ffle)
-you must have mad 1337 skills (hence the 0 in fro)
-you must be a moron (hence the whole word)

Due to the required criteria, I am the only one in the world permitted to fr0ffle.

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TB-ing

the act of tripping, and doing a face plant into a female's breasts. Quite fun and delivers quick erections.

Frank: Hey, Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda! Let's do some TB-ing!
Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda: Okay! There's a hot girl right to the left.
*both trip and land with faces in girl's boobs*
Girl: Onoez, sick TB-ers!

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Niggadicks

Niggadicks (n.) (interjection) (nig-uh-dix)

1. Noun: Anything can be described as a niggadick.

2. Interjection: A term used to express happiness, anger, excitement, curiosity, anger, oppression, depression, rejection, disgust, sadness, euphoria, confusion.

3. Interjection: A term used to describe the utmost entirety of human stupidity; the farthest and most unintelligent reaches of the dumbest, darkest corners of the modern mind.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of niggadicks.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of beer.
Assrin: NIGGADICKS!

Assrin: This whole planet is niggadicks.

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