Boyan

The most awesome person in the world. He makes god proud at his awesomeness. When people look at him, they can't help but shit themselves. His penis is the size of a wild African giraffe. He shits gold. If someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. He can kill someone just by looking at them. His body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods.

"Hey Boy-"

*shits himself"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR"

*Boyan looks at him"

"AHHH"

*dies

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Boyan

The most awesome person in the world. He makes god proud at his awesomeness. When people look at him, they can't help but shit themselves. His penis is the size of a wild African giraffe. He shits gold. If someone were to try to cut him, they would bleed. He can kill someone just by looking at them. His body strength is equivalent to the strength of 1000 gods

"Hey Boy-"
SHITS HIMSELF
"WTF MAN"
Boyan" What"
Stranger tries to cut Boyan
Stranger dies of bloodloss

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