Negrogian Empire

(1) The gigantic black empire located South of Europe in a region now known as 'Africa.' In the height of the empire's reign, it is said that canals of orange soda flowed through the capital city; that glorious smell of Popeyes fried chicken could be found in hut; some even say that the empire's national anthem was a Lexus car alarm.

Alas, the empire fell to dust when the Dutch and Portuguese men poured into Africa by the thousands and raped every man, woman, child, and animal with their disfigured penises.

Yet the songs of the empire still live within the blood of the negro people everywhere. One day they shall rise up again, and, in a great roar of shitty rap music, crush the terrible white man.

For now they lie dormant...

(2) A strongly niggerous encampment.

(1) White Man: Did you guys hear about the meeting today?
Nigger 1: Yeah I...
(Nigger 2 breaks through wall with erection and stabs white man in head with stolen tailpipe.)
Nigger 2: LONG LIVE THE NEGROGIAN EMPIRE MOTHERFUCKS

(2)
"This place is shit, it's a first class negrogian empire here."

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