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Bregunt

Oversized, corpulent women who host the feminine prowess largely on their chest, midsection, and genital area. i e= large breasts, gut and cunt

Brady: oh my God! I think we're at a lesbian bar! Look at all the bregunts!
Larry: oh my God Brady! I think you're right! It's a BREGUNT BREGADE PARADE of flannel!

by Night Pants July 7, 2012


twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 7, 2012